Scarlett Johansson has revealed that she doesn’t understand why people think she is Sєxy, which makes us feel as if she has A) failed to look at herself in the mirror for ten years and B) never watched any of her own films.

The actress, whose ex-husband Ryan Reynolds is surely enough to prove that she is H๏τ stuff, opened up to Empire magazine about her looks in a new interview.

Scarlett knows exactly how to grind our gears
When asked if she thinks of herself as attractive, Scarlett said: “I don’t know, I don’t think of myself that way. It’s alright for now.

“I’m convinced that obviously in a couple of years’ time it will be somebody else. I won’t be as interesting that way.”

If by “a couple of years”, Scarlett means 50, then we can see where she’s coming from, but at 27, she’s got a fair while of being super H๏τ yet.

The blonde continues to explain that she doesn’t even know where the notion of her being Sєxy even comes from. Groan.

Scarlett said: “I actually have not played that many Sєxy characters! Of course you could say the characters I played maybe in ‘Match Point’, maybe in ‘Black Dahlia’ [are Sєxy]. But the characters I play aren’t really traditionally Sєxy, I don’t think.

“I think it’s probably a reaction to the fact that I’m curvy and confident about it, maybe. But I don’t think I was particularly Sєxy in ‘Lost in Translation’ or particularly Sєxy in ‘The Other Boleyn Girl.”

We get it – Scarlett doesn’t think she’s Sєxy, but she damn well is, so she’s just going to have to accept it and move on.